No One Man Should Have All This POWER

The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards was really bad let's start with the host Chelsea Handler. I am a big fan of her show Chelsea Lately. I like how she speaks her mind and feel like just because people are celebrities they get no free pass when she calls them on their bullshit. The opening Monologue was stale and censored I felt she did not have a chance to really let loose. The Jersey Shore hot tub bit was corny and it work in my opinion. These awards show are predictable. I knew Lady GaGa and Eminem would win all the awards. Lady GaGa keep doing the change my wardrobe thing with these over the tops outfits but hey that is her. I did find it refreshing to put a name and face to the woman who made B.O.B. song "Airplane" worth boarding. She is Hayley Williams from Paramore so great I will enjoy catching up on them. Drake gave a nice performance for the song "Fancy" accompanied by Swizz Beatz and MJB. Justin Bieber is just years from coming out the closet Prince fooled us with Tevin Campbell but Usher no way we see it.........lol....... Speaking on that matter it brings me to KANYE WEST. First all I like to say that he is one of my favorite rappers. I have bought all his albums and I understand they way he changed the game not to many people in any genres of music can hold a match to his light that shines. I do not hate him or never will I hate on him. The risky clothes he wear, the rumors about his sexuality, his attitude all take a back seat to his musical genius. Everyone know by now what he did to Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMA's if you don't where have you been and google it lol. We all know that he was drunk and we also know he is still grieving for his mother. Kanye maybe wanted to channel his inner ODB at the Grammy Awards(Wu Tang is for the kids) or maybe he felt Beyonce made the greatest video of all time. No matter how you put it they made a fuss about like he bullied a little girl. Oh please anybody that get in show business have to be made of teflon to deal with everything that comes your. The media forced him into hiding but he only went to work and made great music. He perfromed his song "Runaway" in which he say on the chourus Let's have a toast for the douchebags, Let's have a toast for the assholes, Let's have a toast for the scumbags, Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast to the jerkoffsThat'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Run away fast as you can. He loves the role of being an asshole and he felt bad about what he did to Taylor they seem to be fine and moving on. The song showed Kanye was Vulnerable and Insecure but at the same time Confident and Cocky Classic Kanye. That was the Highlight of the night. So even after what happend at last year VMA's Mr.West still closed the show so give that win to the douchebag and on his new single"Power" where he raps "Fuck SNL (Saturday Night Live) and the whole cast/More specifically they can kiss my whole ass /I'm an asshole you niggas got joke" When he grace that stage again which he will even after those lyrics the world will once again toast to the Ultimate Ass Hole. Kanye West!

Redskins Hold(ing) Off 2 Win!

Sunday kickoff the Mike Shanahan era with the Washington Redskins and what better way to do it but on a National Stage against rival and America's team The Dallas Cowboys. Many pick the Cowboys to go to the Super Bowl but not me as long as they have Wade"Frosty The Snowman" Phillips as Head Coach. Donpvan McNabb was making his debut bringing with him from Philly a resume which includes 6 Pro Bowls 5 NFC Championship and a Super Bowl loss to the Patriots. Mr. Taking his talents to south beach was in attendance who is a life long Cowboy fan. The game was a hard fought defensive battle in the first half. The offense showed some life on the first possession of the game in which the manage to get down the field to take a 3-0 lead. McNabb went to Moss and Cooley hell McNabb even scramble for a 23yard gain. The defense played great and capped it off with DeAngelo Hall returning a fumble 37yards for a touchdown. It was 4seconds remaining on the clock and instead of running the ball out Dallas calls a pass play. Tony Romo scrambled then flipped the ball to Tashard Choice who was stripped.......10-0 at the Half Skins. The second half the Cowboys was able to get on the scored board with Romo finding the newly paid(55million) Miles Austin for a touchdown 10-7. The Cowboys were running the ball well so Reed Doughty played the run which cause the touchdown. The Redskins who was out of sync most of the night drove the ball but came up empty with no points. Anthony Armstrong dropped a touchdown pass and they blocthed a field goal but on their last drive McNabb who for the game was 15-32 171 yards and Clinton Portis who manage 18 carries for 63yards but 31yards came on 3 runs on the final drive which allowed go up 13-7. It gave Dallas 1:46 on the clock and 3 timeouts to win. I was at home watching the game thinking well Dallas is gonna scored and when LaRon Landry and Carlos Rogers dropped interceptions I said yeah he we go again the Redskins can not finish. It was 4seconds on the clock Romo scramble and found Roy Williams wide open for a 13yard score. Game Over Dallas wins 14-13.........Wait one second flag on the play. Did Romo go over the scrimmage line? Did Roy push off to get open? Hell did the Redskins commit a penalty? What is the Call Ref?........Holding #71 offense since the offense commited the foul 10second clock run off but since it 4seconds left Game Over! 13-7 Redskins win! The replays show Alex Barron putting Brian Orakpo in a choke hold which he been doing all game that was his third call. The Shanahan Era started with a bang but next week the Redskins play the Houston Texans who beat the Colts who was lead by Arian Foster who had 231 yards so the younger Shanahan better get his offense in gear as we have already seen Jim Haslet have the defense ready for war with or without Albert Haynesworth

"WHIP MY HAIR" is the name od the song. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett is the parents. Jay-Z is the Co-Signer. All this attention comes from 9 year old Willow Smith made a cameo alongside her dad in "I Am Legend" in 2007. She also appeared in "Kit Kittredge: Amercian Girl and TV in Tru Jackson. Now with her signing with the most successful rapper(Roc Nation) she is stepping into a light of her own. People is gonna say well she got in the business because of her parents which is true to a point but why would Shawn Cory Carter risk is reputation to back her. Think about it Jay-Z have had failures as an Executive (Young Guns, Memphis Bleek, Teira Marie, M.O.P.) but look at who he brought into the game Ne-Yo, Rick Ross, Jezzy, Rihanna, Kanye West. Ok maybe Dame signed Kanye but Jay help launched his career. Jay Z also gave life to JadaKiss and Ghostface Killah career. Willow will have at her exposure the best songwriters/ghostwiters that money can buy not to mention Beyonce' will play a role in some way. Willow have to now stay true to the values that Will and Jada raised her with as she deals with the pressure. The critics think she is to young and I kind of hear them because at 9 years old you should not have haters like she sings in her song. Let's be honest she is not the typical 9 year old she was put in the spotlight the day she was born. I know she is prepared, her brother Jaden Smith who movie "The Karate Kid" open with 56million in it's first week handle it all with ease like he been in Hollywood all his life........Hold Up they have been in Hollywood all their life lol. Well for the song I do not know who wrote it or who made they beat but what I do know is that she delivered that song with such command and talent than anybody I have heard in a long time. Who knows it could be a one hit thing except for the fact that she is 9YEARS OLD! which means she will only get better. Now if I could only grow my hair long enough to WHIP! I can really Rock like the Star Willow is!

$$$$$ Can't Buy Brains

I am sure you have all heard by now that Clifford "Tip" Harris have been arrested along with his wife Tameka "Tiny" Cottle in LA with a drug possession. Seriously you mean the same TI who have the #1 movie in America "Takers", the same TI who is schedule to release a new CD this month "King UnCaged". No wait do you mean the same TI who is on probation after serving 10 months in a Arkansas federal prision along with 5 months in a half way house. He was only sentenced a year because of his celebrity and impact he could make on children going through the same problems. He even had a show on MTV "Road To Redemption" where he was able to help young people see their bad choices and give them positive outlets. I am a fan but it is hard to explain, someone who got a get out of jail free card and came home to a beautiful family,millions of dollars and a boost in his career can throw it all away. Now people probably say it is only weed or ecstasy but that is against his probation to have in his possession. I see it like this why not keep your drugs in the fancy hotel suites you stay in, do it behind closed doors. The reason for that is you decrease the risk in a possession charge. I love his music and I don't think he is a bad guy but he needs to be smart about how he handle his life. You ride around in a 400,000 car and speed you bring the attention to you. Then the police find out it is you driving and they looking for a chance to bring you down. Did Tip know the minute he got out of jail that the spotlight will be on him brighter and not just the one on stage. Now he must go through the legal system again where they know him to well and hope they show mercy. He can't use I'm a celebrity I can help kids because the kids will say you didn't listen to the law why should we. He got money alot of it,a career most people would die to have, and the type family I wish I could have came from but smarts maybe not as much. He should find "Motivation" so he can keep "Doing His Job" and give his family "Whatever they Like" cause being stupid and locked up is not how Clifford "Tip" Harris want to "Live His Life"

Poetry!!!!! You Won't Defeat Me!

I hate losing I have to win
Because I am Flesh I am Designed to Sin
So when I fall I get back up again
It don't matter what the game is
But Life is nothing to play with
I take it to Heart
My Emotions I wear on my sleeves
Give my all I'm never scared to bleed
You Won't Defeat Me!
Nah it won't Happen
Survived neglect and abuse from my parents
You Won't Defeat Me!
Group Homes, Foster Home I been through it all
Crunch Time Just give me the Damn Ball
I won't choke, brake or fold
You Won't Defeat My Body, Mind or Soul
Until I God calls me Home
I'll be forever Victorious
So bring you Best Cause You Dealing with a Warrior
I lost before and that pain is to much to bear
What I lost was priceless
So to make that up is my goal til I'm Lifeless
I'll win cause that is who I be
I'll win cause I promise You Won't Defeat Me!

I am No Comedian.......It's Just My Life!

Hey Yeah I am so Happy to be here! Yes Yes Yes! I am the type of guy who celebrate life so clap if you having a great life! Clap if you have a Great Job, Great Life,! Clap if you a Home owner Yeah! I celebrate Life Man! I celebrate even bad stuff so clap your hands if you don't have a Good Life! Clap if you been unemployed for at lease a year Clap if you live in your Mom's Basement! Clap if you still ride public transportation! Shooot you have to Celebrate all things in life and Let me tell you nothing wrong with the bus or metro. Shit I fucks with a smartrip until that bitch have a negative balance and you can't through again. It's a catch 22 with the Smartrip it works cause you know if it is 5cents on there you can still get to where you gotta go, but make sure where ever you go you have money on the other side! Shiiit cause when you come out the gates you in the rear like someone who owe 5 years worth of Child support! Metro is High as Fuck! But it's cool I have to pay cause I don't have a car. Who wants to buy me a Car, I am foreal just buy me car and I'll say thank you, even exchange.


I'm not a Comedian I just came here cause they had free food in the back so I ate all the Popeyes. I'm a security Guard well a flash light cop I have no gun or badge I don't have a flash light just a pen and log book. So if a crime break out I can hide under my desk and write that shit the fuck up! You know cursive to make it look tight very detail dress it all up. One day a Tenant looked at me when she was getting robbed "like you aint going do nothing! I said Miss you see this Incident Report I am on top of it. Observe and Report that is my job. I love my Job I get paid to Watch TV and Go Work Out, Hell I take naps too. Hold up(Look Around) I have to Make sure my Boss not here! The one thing I hate about security is that they get my job confuse with a Cleaner. They be like Yes this is Lisa from the 4th floor we have a spill in the kitchen can you come up with a mop. I be like Hell No Bitch I am not Jose. Nothing wrong with being a cleaner but That bitch Lisa need to reconize the order of command. I may be next to last But I aint Last!

Yeah the Ladies look good tonight Show the Ladies Love Fellas!!!!!!! I look at some of you and yall make my stomach hurt. Yall come in here with your Hooker outfits on and your T&A on display trying to make a sell. You sex dealers looking for the Highest Bidders I call yall Auction Bitches. Like this Next Item up for Bid........Double D's Tramp stamp of a Butterfly wit Tongue Ring! We will start at $500 dollars can I get $550....$550 $600 $650 $700 SOLD! To the old man with the Viagra Bottle and Oxygen Tank! Yall Ladies a Trip but see I have a nice woman in my life. We been together for like 15months and I keep it real with her I told her all my dirt and that help. We good together she bring a balance to me like for instance I'm not the Hardest dude you know I aint DMX or nothing like that but I use to run in the streets but now I don't. The other day my Home Boy called and was Like What you doing Man I was like watching House Hunters My Boy said what is that this show on HGTV this house they showing now has ample closet space and The floor plan is very open. He said I'm sorry I must have called the wrong House! Or they be Like you see the Game I be like No I was making a Bowl on Pottery Sunday. Sike I don't make Pottery on Sunday......It's Tuesday Night but that Bowl be Gangsta with a Skull it. I am not ashame to take interest in what my Ladie do You have to be supportive just all I ask is that you not Wear a Man Purse! Women will try to sneak that on you. Try and make it appealing like Idris Elba wear one I be like Stringer Bell never wore one. I don't know Idris Elba but Stringer Bell went out Like a G on The Wire and G's don't wear them. They also be like well it's European and I be like Well I'm American I never been to Europe.

Family is important Clap if you love your Family! But they can be some evil people too Clap if you hate them! Don't front it is somebody now that Hating on Family member right now it can be over stupid things. Like my two of my sisters not speaking now cause The oldest one made better Kool Aid or My Pops not speaking to my Uncle cause he renege in a spade game in 87 so every cook out they can't be at the same table. My family wild my Parents been together 32 years and never been married had 16 kids struggle through Drug Abuse Infidelity and they still together........But they hate each other they fight all the time and it is no kids involved cause all the kids got taken away. FORREAL SOCIAL SERVICES RAN IN OUR SPOT AND TOOK US. We needed that like it was rough growing up we had to sub lease a house from RATS! No bullshit like we moved in a house with a Family of RATS. They also had attitudes they looked at us like we were invading their space. When we would walk down the hall or down the stairs they didn't move they was like Fuck Yall we were here first. We aint had no beds right so we slept on the floor and the Rats got mad like these motherfuckers holding up our Rec time going to sleep and shit. It was hard man but we survived it.

My parents been off drugs for 5 years but now my Dad is an alcoholic and he think that drinking is not a problem and my Dad not a Hard Drunk he get Shit Faced of Budwiser like what the fuck and when he get Drunk he talk so much shit. Like I been Living on Earth for 51 years and I seen Jesus Christ give Birth to a Elephant cause he Walk through space to Party at the MotherLand! You be like What the Fuck He just say! And he always have to Piss you can't go no where with him it is like my 3year old. He also get in his happy mood where he give out money like He in a strip club you be like Daddy buy me some Newports he gives you $50 and be like Keep the change Knowing when he Broke he gonna need that money. Then when sober he accuse you of stealing from him Like He'll say shit like MotherFucking thieves always go in my Wallet and take shit That's why your Real Father Name is Bubba! Like who is Bubba he always say that.

My Mom a trip she claim to be deaf in one ear but I have not seen no medical paperwork I just think she woke up one Morning and decided FUCK THIS I'M TUNING ALL THE BULLSHIT OUT. She only hear good when you talking about money or when a Micheal Jackson song is on. Like you be like Ma I am having problems I need your help.............. she just Nod and then be like what you say? You been talking for 10 minutes and she have not heard one word but let her be upstairs and I am Downstairs and my sister ask to buy her a roll up my mom upstairs like and B.J. get me a Pepsi while you at it you be like How she Hear that. My Family I love them but I hate them but no matter what we still family.


Like I said I am not a Comedian I just talk about my life Like I see it.........Peace!